

Im an anything bird - by that I mean that caffeine dictates my schedule.
If I work UK timezones, then my last coffee is at 3pm and I’m in bed by 11:59pm and up at 8ish.
If I work US timezones, then my last coffee is at 8pm and I’m in bed by 4am and up at 12:01pm


oh I’d teach 'em modern english, and then dump a truck load of People’s Magazine’s outside their hut
Going for a hunt today? Can’t. Need to know what Janniston said to Branjelo on page 4


Empathy tends to be a byproduct of considering another person’s point of view and not immediately assuming the worst. There is definitely intelligence there, if you are considering all angles
Two front doors for a single terraced 2 bedroom house.
“klassik oder ohne?”
“mit scharf bitte, danke”
Oh believe me it’s coming. UK pays weather roulette a lot, and an umbrella is the perfect weapon
Briefcases. Once briefcases no longer became practical, laptop satchels had a moment, but then the straight-edged kids realised that backpack was just superior in every way, so they begun to one-strap it out of convenience, and once you carry a backpack with one strap, that’s a slippery slope to being chill


The enlightened masses constitute a percentage of the total population far lower than you’d think
Nope. I was the satellite friend. I orbit around other people’s friendships and made no effort to foster my own.
The game of cricket.
To think that a single hominid could dominate an entire planet thanks to its uncanny throwing ability
7.5