Im an anything bird - by that I mean that caffeine dictates my schedule.

If I work UK timezones, then my last coffee is at 3pm and I’m in bed by 11:59pm and up at 8ish.

If I work US timezones, then my last coffee is at 8pm and I’m in bed by 4am and up at 12:01pm

oh I’d teach 'em modern english, and then dump a truck load of People’s Magazine’s outside their hut

Going for a hunt today? Can’t. Need to know what Janniston said to Branjelo on page 4

Empathy tends to be a byproduct of considering another person’s point of view and not immediately assuming the worst. There is definitely intelligence there, if you are considering all angles

Two front doors for a single terraced 2 bedroom house.

“klassik oder ohne?”
“mit scharf bitte, danke”

Oh believe me it’s coming. UK pays weather roulette a lot, and an umbrella is the perfect weapon

Briefcases. Once briefcases no longer became practical, laptop satchels had a moment, but then the straight-edged kids realised that backpack was just superior in every way, so they begun to one-strap it out of convenience, and once you carry a backpack with one strap, that’s a slippery slope to being chill

The enlightened masses constitute a percentage of the total population far lower than you’d think

Nope. I was the satellite friend. I orbit around other people’s friendships and made no effort to foster my own.

The game of cricket.

To think that a single hominid could dominate an entire planet thanks to its uncanny throwing ability

noice

We’ll go out into garden and pull up some chairs. I can get a fire going but you might need to hose off the fox shit from the various surfaces. Do you know storm drain fishing is?

what type?

neighbours to

Close but think more bufferzone to china

I’m the sole consumer of US media in my entire country

Lithuanian 🙇‍♂️

could be :-)

if it can support life, I’ll allow it

I lived in the south, and we used to get some crazy wind storms