What is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?

@vis4valentine@lemmy.ml · 2Y

@Pratai@lemmy.ca · 2Y

Me: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed?

Her: Yes, of course I have.

Me: From the inside?

It didn’t work, but she laughed.

UlyssesT [he/him] · 2Y

Not sure if chefs-kiss or volcel-judge

:WhyNotBoth:

Big P · 2Y

My immediate thought was pregnancy

AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her] · 2Y

yeah what is this supposed to imply?

Rikudou_Sage · 2Y

That he wanted to crawl into her vagina and bite his way through to the belly button? IDK, I’m not a belly-button fetishist.

@joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 2Y

Maybe we just found the account of an alien chestburster.

@CmdrShepard@lemmy.one · 2Y

They’re a cunning limguist.

@clumsyninza@lemmy.world · 2Y

Can someone explain this ?