While half-asleep, I heard and saw my door creak and open wide. Then when I woke up later, it was fully closed. Is it possible I hallucinated it?

@DragonWasabi@monyet.cc · 1Y

@SourWeasel@lemmy.today · 1Y

…they won’t be able to fix the tape even if they close the door when they leave.

Jokes on you, I didn’t leave. I just re-tape the door before I hide under people’s bed.

@FrostyTrichs@lemmy.world · 1Y

You’re about to be treated to a symphony of flatulence that one might compare to the sounds of repeatedly fisting a jar of mayonnaise.