Economists don’t want me to learn this one crazy trick, but now that I know, I’ll get to work becoming a royal. Thanks to this advice, I’ll be rich by the end of the week.

All these poor millennials are buying too much avocado toast. Here’s how I became a homeowner at 18 by pulling myself up by my bootstraps:

1. Get your dad to spend 300k of his 1mil/year income on a house for you

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