Ladies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?

@GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world · 1Y

SatansMaggotyCumFart · 1Y

Isn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?

@HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 1Y

I thought the scientific name was birthday hole.

TIL

funkajunk · 1Y

Never heard this one. Plz explain.

SatansMaggotyCumFart · 1Y

His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.

TipRing · 1Y

Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.

SatansMaggotyCumFart · 1Y

Lucky guy.

@Delta_V@lemmy.world · 1Y

Wise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.

funkajunk · 1Y

I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want

SatansMaggotyCumFart · 1Y

Yeah I used to get lots of ass play but unfortunately I aged out of the Catholic Church.

@HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 1Y

Don’t let your dreams stay only dreams