For anyone that doesn’t know about Death Note it’s a fictional notebook from a death god. If you write someone’s name in it while picturing thier face they die. You can also manipulate thier actions and method of death to some extent.
TIL I am impervious to rough sex. Bring it on lads and ladies. 😤
Dude. Bro’s saying you’re never getting laid.
Refresh. I threw him a bone.
You forgot the details!!
Kolanaki goes to a bar. There’s a group of young attractive women having a “girls night out.” Two women notice him. They both discuss who’s taking him home for a fun night. Decide to make him choose blatantly.
Women approach. “If you had to pick one of us to turn inside out tonight who’d you pick?”
Kolanaki says “Both.” With a smirk full of confidence. The women both glace at each other and smirk back.
He never wakes up from that night.
HA. Love it.
