You have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?

@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 1M

@traches@sh.itjust.works · 1M

You would immediately die in agony. No oxygen and a lot more CO2 in the atmosphere

@CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 1M

And upon said death he would immediately shit himself. Mission accomplished!

@xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 1M

And release an incredible cocktail of gut and other bacteria on the world to entirely change the course of history.

@superkret@feddit.org · 1M

Also a climate so scorching hot we won’t ever see anything like it again before 2030.