It feels like you are presenting me with an unspoken option. Either,

1. This question is a joke, or
2. I’m really ???

Yes, it’s a real question. I wondered it in real life, and asked it here.

Please don’t be rude and unkind to people who don’t know as much as you.

Actually, let’s just try not to be rude and unkind. There’s no reason to take some time to make someone feel bad.