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@TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 24d
What’s the craziest thing that ever happened at your workplace?
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What’s the craziest thing that ever happened at your workplace?
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  • @ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    The computer that controlled all the doors refused to open any of them, including the door to the room in which it was physically located.

    It wasn’t quite HAL 9000 because doors could still be opened from the inside, but control over the computer was regained only with the help of a locksmith.

    • @spittingimage@lemmy.world
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      A company I worked for announced that it had come to management attention that staff were socialising in the office, and that wasn’t allowed. To prevent it the doors would be locked until ten minutes before our official start time in the morning. I showed up at 7:30 the next morning for my shift and the whole team were milling around the front door because they couldn’t get in. Seems like they never delegated a manager to open up for us.

      The policy was never rescinded, but they never tried enforcing it again either.

    • lemmyng
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      Facebook, 2021?

      • @toynbee@lemmy.world
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        Was it that long ago? Wow.

        • lemmyng
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          What do you mean, it happened during the pandemic which was just last y… Oh.

    • @ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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      That was the day the locksmith changed his job title to physical penetration tester.

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