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My wife didn’t believe me when I said I built a car out of spaghetti and meatballs.

She was blown away when I drove pasta.

Did you hear about the guy who fell in the well?

He did not see that well.

I like to tell dad jokes.

Sometimes, he laughs.

Geese fly in a vee to save energy. Do you know why one side of the vee is longer than the other?

There’s more geese on one side.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: Didn’t have the guts.

Also

Q: What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly?

A: Stationery.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

If it had four doors it’d be a chicken sedan.

There is a community for that here.

Sorry for not contributing with the thread, I don’t know any of those jokes that works well in English. I’m here to remember Portuguese speakers that there’s /c/tiodopave@lemmy.eco.br to post this sort of joke.

I took the kids to Disney land, and when we got close the sign said Disney Land left so we turned around and went home

When driving past a cemetery: Did you know people who live in this town aren’t allowed to be burried there?
Why?
Because they’re still alive! They’re dying to get in though!

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Badum dum tish

Did you hear what happened to the cyber criminal?

She ransomware

I spilled Spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone 🥺