What’s your method for doing it? FYI, here’s a suggested method.
Eat it all in one bite.
I like to peel each layer off and eat them one at a time while I work
I flatten them on the plate with my hand and then put the jelly on top of it, similar to bread/sandwich.
Way easier to eat, but don’t tell the French :)
Sorry, you put jam on croissants? Surely ham and cheese is the only option
The article’s suggestion of “tear and spread” is what I was going to suggest.
All in one bite.
Or a PFLAOTE for short!
Eat them outside walking to work.
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Coo
Good way to make friends with crows / ravens. Then they adopt you and maybe defend you if you get in a fight.
Or in case you need to find your way home again!
Just follow the birdshit
You have to create a vacuuming of air with every bite. Just do strong, deep inhales while biting, ripping, and tearing, prior to the chewing. The crumbs will all be sucked inward towards your mouth and lungs, and you won’t have any problems
Except for any issues inhaling the crumbs might cause
I put it in a brown paper lunch baggie and eat it from the top so the bag catches the crumbs… for the most part!
Dunk it in water, squeeze it into a tight ball, and take bites like it’s an apple.
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I’m not sure if I should upvote this or downvote this…
Seriously. At least use milk.
Angry upvote?
You angrily upvote it for being technically correct and then sneer while downvoting for being a crime against both humanity and nature.
Just pick it up and eat it like a donut, basically no crumbs.
You don’t need to add any toppings to themThat’s the neat part, you don’t
Use a plate to catch any crumbs.
Or a plastic bag.
(NB, do not put a plastic bag over your head. Even for a croissant)
It would make my day to see someone eating a croissant with a feed bag hanging from their neck
I’d like to see a Scotsman on a horse!
Are you Emma Hamilton of Nelson?
You just blew my mind.
