while it’s broadcast live, who would you choose?
Yes, this is entirely meant to be a silly question. It’s not meant to be serious or divisive in any way use it as a chance to I guess make fun and stuff see what kind of jokes you got.
Justin Trudeau and all of Trump’s female relatives are off limits. Gavin newsom’s off limits too. So is AOC. Zielinsky and Obama are off limits to so is Michelle Obama and her daughters even though they don’t really count they’re not politicians yet or I don’t think I don’t know
AOC or Bernie Sanders
Literally my answer, we have to share.
We can form a line and make an event out of it. Maybe a festival of some kind.
We will have to get Jen Psaki in on it.
It depends: how much time do I have to find a politician to kiss?
If it’s a life-or-death situation then literally any politican. Trump, Putin, Kim Jong Un. I wouldn’t give a damn. Obviously people would know I’m just trying to save my own life.
But since I get to pick any the first that comes to mind is our ex prime minister Sanna Marin.
i’d do it to Nancy just to see her blush
Who’s that one prime minister from NZ?
Chris Hipkins.
If you’re into lady PMs you might have been hoping for Jacinda Ardern who retired last year. So did Finland’s Sanna Marin. But perhaps I can interest you in Iceland’s Katrin Jakobsdottir.
Jacinda was the one.
Depends on what kind of “life or death” situation I guess… If I’m the only one in danger then I guess I’d be done for. If others will suffer then I’d probably pucker up
I know OP says it’s not serious, it’s silly, but I can’t help but wonder how to do this as strategically as possible…
As a man. It cannot be a woman or there would be some crazy-ass allegations of assault, non-consensual touching, etc. Which would be true. And easily proven, with live broadcast. And AOC is off-limits, buzzkill!!
I would throw on all kinds of makeup & a vibrant (but non-threatening) dress, and a crazy color wig but in a tasteful hairstyle, and make myself unrecognizable. Use a fake voice. I’d be just another face in the LGBTQIA+ crowd. I would choose Dr. Rachel Levine.
It is outrageous behavior, but when everything is outrageous, naturally for Dr. Rachel Levine something of this nature would be a slightly unusual Thursday afternoon occurrence. There would be no outrage, scandal, or backlash. It would probably make Dr. Rachel Levine’s day. It would be a live broadcast, but I don’t think it would be newsworthy. And most importantly, no way in hell anyone would recognize me in full-blown drag. Everybody wins, I get to live.
If the choice is life or death, I’d say/do what I need to say/do to keep my life, to the vast majority of politicians whether or not I like them.
…there are a few that I’d be tempted to take the opportunity to instead go for the jugular, even if doing so would come at the cost of my own life.
Would probably come down to where I fall on the depression-fuck-it scale at the time.
Cory Booker. I could see him saying it back, and that’d be nice.
Sinema, so long as I get to lean in and whisper in her ear that the lgbt+ community has effectively excommunicated her :)
They into it? Sanna Marin. They not into it? Ted Cruz
Pick any random Jihadist from the Republican army of the Oligarchy, doesn’t matter which. Making any of those corrupt call girl/persons look a tiny bit more morally dubious could help. Probably not because their entire voter base lacks fundamental logic skills.
Then I’d land one on AOC off camera.
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Trump.
And then I would go on to say “of course we were more than friends though werent we Donny baby… Epstein may have intruduced us when I was 15 but… nobody has ever fucked me so well.” Then snotty bawling and begging him to take me one more time while hungrily backing at him arse first with my pants around my ankles.
