Had a heart attack recently… while waiting for surgery, asleep, they tell me my heart stopped for eight seconds.
No clue. Woke up in the morning like usual, browsing my phone when they come in and tell me.
Hopefully just like that.
Sorry for your loss!
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Surrounded by the rest of humanity as we watch the last star die.
As the Vandals said, “If we all go at once we don’t have to say goodbye.”
I always thought falling from a plane would be interesting. Scary, yes, but you have a few minutes to accept the inevitable. You would also have some hope to McGyver your way out of it, by trying to slow down your fall and land in a deep body of water. People have survived it.
I would probably close my eyes the last few seconds though.
By snu-snu?
In my sleep in 90 years.
What about your passengers though? ;)
Fast.
My father spent his last years in a hospital, gradually getting weaker and weaker. After two years he decided enough was enough and refused food, water or medicine. He had so little fat on his body at that point that it only took three days to starve himself into a coma and then death. I helped the funeral director move his body out to her van. He’d been in a foetal position so long we couldn’t unbend him to lie flat on the trolley.
Actually, I’d like to amend that. Fast and in bed with a pair of 19-year old twins.
Suicide before Alzheimers, on my own terms 🫡
Of old age at 169.
Nice.
After my wife.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my uncle, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Not likely though.