Fictional options for animated biopics, why not
Please let it be Daniel Day Lewis. He’ll make me so much cooler and more brooding than I actually am. I love that man’s work.
Also, since he’s a method actor, he’ll have to be drunk 24h a day when he films the dark times when I dealt with horrible depression. I think he can pull it off. (I’m much better now, thanks.)
I describe myself as looking like what happens when you skip character creation. I’m super average-looking and would be tough to pick from a crowd.
Nicolas Cage.
Doesn’t matter that he isn’t even close to being a match, but the movie would most certainly be entertaining.
Either Jack Black or Daniel Day-Lewis, depending on who directs/who’s casting.
Edit: I’m not saying I look like Daniel Day-Lewis, I’m saying I like to think my life would require an actor of his caliber and complexity. Probably Rob Schneider would suffice, in reality.
Daniel Day Lewis?! Now, I know you’re being disingenuous. Please use no fewer than 25 words between the; painter, journeyman cobbler, chef, bon vivant, quite possibly the greatest actor of his generation and Rob “screaming internally for validation” Schneider.
In a similar vein, not Rob Schneider the actor, but that racist stereotype Mexican he plays in a bunch of movies. I would find it hilarious in a “I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude” way.
Wait.
RDJ playing Rob Schneider playing that character.
I’m so sorry
I’m thinking the actress for MJ in Spiderman (forgot her name) is the closest match, but it would still be a very rough one. For starters, I’m wondering how well she’d do in leg guards or if she could do a Kiwi accent.
MJ is Michelle Jones-Watson played by Zendaya in the latest Spiderman films. Kirsten Dunst played Mary-Jane Watson in the Spiderman films from two decades ago, the ones with the first trailer at the World Trade Center’s Twin Towers.
Bojack.
Horseman, obviously.
get in line
Apparently I look a lot like a certain, well known actor. So much so, that several people independently of each other told me that.
Rocco Siffredi?
Jack Black is the only real choice. In his messy beard phase.
I had a hard time thinking of someone even remotely matching my elaborate style and high class. This is exactly it. Jack Black, messy beard, clothing that looks like he dressed in a small, completely dark closet.
Matt Damon.
Similar size, shape, looks and both from the Boston area.
Probably Keanu Reaves. We went to the same schools growing up and have similar ethnicity. I don’t actually remember him, though I must’ve passed him in the hall? He’s a few years my senior.
I can imagine you so well
Me of course. I mean I already got famous for being me so clearly I would be a good fit for the role.
David Anthony Higgins
