“You will reunite with a friend”
“The bad times will be over quickly”
“A sudden windfall will come your way”They probably weren’t literate.
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“No fortune cookies for you! This is not America.”
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So long. And thanks for all the fish.
Lol.
And loaves.
It’s the most layered joke I’ve ever come up with. Pretty proud of it, ngl.
Rightly so. I laughed at the HHGG reference and then I got the second level and mentally applauded you :-)
Given that Chinese fortunes aren’t fortunes and are usually proverbs…it’ll probably be something like “You can walk on water too, if it’s cold enough.”
Fortune Cookies are American, not Chinese.
Yeah well so is Chinese food
He who goes to sleep with itchy butthole wakes up with smelly finger
“After some initial trouble, you will ascend to new heights”
Edit: just realised that’s a bit dark if it was Judas’s fortune…
“That wasn’t chicken”
in these dark times, people will see their fortune in you. you are their silver lining.
“Hang in there! You’re going to really nail your next undertaking.”
