My current favorite is “Phillip Mypants”
Streetlamp Le Moose
Max Wood
I actually know a “Max Johnson”
The classics:
- Mike Hawk
- Mike Hunt
- Ben Dover
- Seymour Butts
- Hugh Jass
- Wayne King
- Buster Hyman
- Drew Peacock
- Pat McRauch
- Phil McCracken
- Jack Mehoff
- Richard Head
- Anita Koch
- Amanda Bone
- Connie Lingus
- Jenna Talia
I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they’d phone her up say, “Is Mike there?” She’d say she was new & didn’t know. “Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone’s seen Mike? Last name Hunt.” “Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?” Cue applause from the whole room.
Such a classic.
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I used to work with a Michael Hunt. Brilliant guy and normally pretty chill, but woe betide anyone shortening it to it’s diminutive form. I accidentally called him Mike once and he literally never responded to me again.
Loved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe’s bar …
Hello is there an Amanda there?
Uh … I don’t know, let me check.
Yeah the last name is Huggenkis.
OK … HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? … AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS???
bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him
Why oh why can’t I find Amanda huggankiss?
Maybe your standards are too high!
WAIT A MINUTE!!! … WHY YOU LITTLE!!! … WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU … I’M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT TO PAINT MY BOAT!!!
Sounds like a great workplace.
Some more classics from dumb radio shows I’ve heard around:
- Haywood Jablome
- Dick Biggenicci
- Oliver Klozov
- Jackie Knoff
- Matt Stirbader
- Anya Niece
- Mike Oxmall
- Bea Shermeet
- Saul Teaload
- Ilene Eulich
- Eaton Beaver
- Dixie Recht
McLovin
I had an Uber passenger called McLovin the other week
Did u check his ID, make sure he’s 18 ?
John Goff (his friends call him Jack)
Peter File
Torb Borbson
The friends his dad buys are going to call him Alt-0198.
That’s just cruel
Donald J Trump
Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt
Bartender Moe nods and cups his hand over the phone and turns to the bar …
IS THERE AN IMA HERE??? IMA??? Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt???
Heywood Jablome
Peter File
EDIT: Source “The IT Crowd”
