I dont remember the age, but it was before Kindergarten, thought men came into the house at night to load the next days shows into the TV.
When I learned balls have a significant role in child-making my first though was women got pregnant by surgically transfering a man’s testicle to their belly. Then I realized balls come in two’s and I do in fact have more than one sibling
So many posts here are examples of why robust sexual education is a dire necessity, lol.
When did you figure out that you were adopted?
Livestock have joyful lives before being killed peacefully 🤗
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That boogers were bugs that flew up my nose and died.
I mean, you weren’t exactly 100% wrong.
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the tv was operated by little men in the box who did the play. In fairness that was when I was very little
I used to think unicorns were real.
I still think they’re real.
I hope you find your unicorn one day.
Rhinos are unicorns
Least unreasonable childhood belief. There are horses. There are animals with horns. Why not a horse with a horn?
I think I actually recall a radio show where a guy thought unicorns were real up until his mid 20s. Not that he thought they were magic or anything, just that there was a horse-like animal with one horn that actually existed and was probably endangered or something.
I thought that cars are only able to drive on the street and was baffled when we saw an offroad rally on the TV
That an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent being created all of existence, knew everything that would ever happen and everything its creations would ever do, but still either doomed to damnation or lifted up to paradise each one of them as a result of them doing exactly what they’d been programmed to do
Actors have to be married to kiss on screen
I thought deaths on screen were real and that people volunteered to die to create the production and wondered why in the world someone would die just to make a movie.
Sean Bean must have been very confusing for you.
Which Sean Bean? There are dozens. I don’t know where they keep finding them for more movies, but I’ve noticed they’re running out of the young ones.
That meritocracy exists.
Everyone in the whole world is the world champion of something. Could be something normal like running, or jumping, but it could also be something really niche like solving the Rubik’s cube with your tongue while being under water with your hands tied behind your back. You just need to find what you’re really good at and that might be your thing.
Technically the truth. For everything there is a human who is the best at it. Although they might not know it.
I think they meant it in the other direction: Every single person in the world is the world champion of something, not every activity has a world champion.
I thought the lyrics to Wham’s Careless Whisper was “filthy feet and I got no river” for YEARS.
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