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Cause they’re trying to roll it into Disney÷ and push you over there.

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In France everyone has a stomach ague. To make French toast as authentic as possible they put a drop of cyanide in every slice.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Tide pods. Tide pods who? Tide pods you glad we’ve rounded up a bunch of sweet and savory recipes highlighting this spectacular fruit? Tide pods are truly one of the most versatile fruits, and can be integral parts of recipes ranging from cleansing meatballs to fragrant soups, with drinks and healthy snacks in between. I found 26 recipes for ideas, and have provided one of them below:

Crunchy Clean Breeze™ Tide Pods-Chicken Salad

The exact origin of “Tide Pods Chicken Salad” is unknown. However, legend has it that it was invented in the 2020s on TikTok because the views requested it. Sunset magazine published a recipe in 2021, and Youtuber Logan Paul created his own version of it in 2022. We’re suckers for the syrupy sweetness you get from a fresh squeezed original tide pod, but Clean Breeze™ Tide Pods will add the perfect pop of brightness to your salad too.

• tide pod sandwich

1. Take a slice of bread
2. Put tide pods on top of bread slice
3. Finish it off by adding another slice of bread on top of it.
4. Done

• tide pod baked eggs

1. pour a spoonful of oil in a pan.
2. Crack open an egg in the pan.
3. add tide pods
4. cook for about 3-5 minutes.
5. Done

Somewhat related: let’s say you’re moving at 80% the speed of light away from earth. Then you turn on a flashlight and point it away from earth.

• How fast is the light emitted moving relative to you?
• How fast is it moving relative to earth?

I’m not an expert, but I guess it would depend on the speed of sound in the rod.

Well not above the speed of light, if I read the first sentence correct.

Instantly, unless the rod flexes

This crashes the simulation.

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MAGic NUTs.

Remove testicles

This is not possible :(

It cannot be done - enjoy it, this is your life now.

:qa! but idk why you would

Hard reboot.

https://github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim/blob/master/README.md

Unplug the virtual cable.

Can I grab this one?

I have created quite a few for people and my designs were successful at landing well with employers.

Firstly, most of the time luck is a deciding factor and there is no brute forcing through it, so stay strong and keep searching. There can be a lot of mind games around the recruitation process.

It is easier to explain how to improve a resume based on any input as a base, but it is good to have two versions, one lighter and the other one more strict / professional.

When people were spreading wide nets during the job hunting, that was a minimum — you should present a vibe that at least kinda matches the position. Good to have a printed versions and digital, PDF file is a solid choice.

For some positions, where you are any type of a representative, taking care of customers is one of your main tasks — consider a resume with a picture.

It should not be a factor but obviously, it is. And please don’t have a “zombie” or any “gangsta” face. Terrible picture is worse than no picture.

Another baseline is one page only. If you have a valuable list of actual experiences for more than one page you really don’t need to write a resume most of the time and even if you do, there is a way to compress the education or work history sections to provide a full picture and add some detail for the last or two most recent positions.

Yes, one page, really.

Two most important aspects to really pour your time and efforts into:

1. Proofreading. Check it 20 times, seriously. I saw so many resumes thrown into the bin just because there were two spelling errors in two words in the first line of text. Check it one more time, check if your email and phone number are valid and don’t use silly email addresses (in 99% of the cases). Give it to a partner, friend, parent, sibling — ask them to check if anything is or feels wrong. If you are — for any reason — making your resume in language you don’t know, use a professional help, don’t use automatic translators etc.
2. Design. Whether it is good margins, readable lists, using font sizes to guide the eye of the reader, sure it is not about using every option in your text editor, don’t go crazy with fonts — styles and amount, if you know what are you doing, one is the perfect amount and two is actual maximum. Well constructed page can attract recruiters or employers and makes your resume stand out or hold the focus for those crucial five minutes.

Don’t use any “crazy” paper, especially with glitter or colored, paper weight can help tho, you don’t want a flimsy napkin or so stiff paper that you could kill with it.

If you are making copies, check if they are good and readable. Please, don’t let it get bent, wet or stained. Have a folder or something to protect it during the transport.

They will often treat it like shit or write on it but deliver it in a neat condition.

If your country requires for legal reasons any clauses to be present — check the official, most recent guidelines.

I hope this will anyhow help you achieve your goals or at least, get you started.

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