I’m willing to bet that some techbro either already has, or will in the near future propose an Ai toilet that will do something exactly this.
I don’t think it matters. After a few weeks it would just be some annoying background noise you ignore anyway.
No? I would move.
But then how do you poop if no one is begging? Uhh, asking for a friend.
“Just pee? sigh”
I always think about opening up this guys head and pooping in it.
Like in the SNL sketch?
Thats not quite how I pictured it.
For, because I’m about consent.
I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.
“Why do you always take so long in the bathroom?”
“I have to argue with the toilet about conservation of mass.”
Would it lick me clean or would I still have to wipe myself?
Neither. I want it to be honored to accept my waste and happy to serve.
See, this is why I hate “would you rather…?”
Why can’t it just be content with the amount I feed it, why’s it have to be starving to the degree that it begs?
It’s not begging out of hunger, it’s begging out of desire
feeeeed me seymour!
Yes.
Can we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I’m clean?
I’m pretty sure I answered this on Reddit once. Begged for it, assuming I have to use such a toilet and cannot just go back to a pit latrine (I’ve heard great things about tiger worms). Answering the other way would be cruel.
