the safe word is banana
It varies. Today it was “do you want some cream filling?”
Doesn’t translate well, but “I want to hump your rump” or “I wanna abuse you moose” gives you an idea. Something silly that rimes means sex.
I call her cute.
Because she’s an adorable little sub.
me: “i want to have sex”
them: “considered done”
That fast eh?
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OP just asked how people tell their SO they want to have sex, not how to convince their unwilling partner to have sex. Plenty of people wind up in phases of their relationship where they aren’t having sex as often as they would like, which can be the result of many different factors outside of the relationship. Particularly if they’ve been together for a very long time. It doesn’t mean anything is wrong with the relationship.
You’re a troll right?
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Seek therapy.
“Are you awake?”
He asks at 14:00 on a Saturday when the two of them are sitting around or doing chores
He literally texts me “🍆?”. Hahah.
“Time for dessert, my love”
I do a little dance.
What does said dance look like? :)
we just get a bit more handsy than usual and make sexy eyes at each other, it works well
What does “sexy eyes” look like exactly?
Noooooo
Nightmares
I have something I want to show you. It’s in the bedroom…
“Nice socks!” or “I really, really like your socks, hee hee.”
It’s a variation on the old goth line “Nice boots, wanna fuck?” We don’t so much wear boots anymore, just comfy socks.
