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Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 9 months ago

What are the best beans for a blind date?

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What are the best beans for a blind date?

Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 9 months ago
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    Deez beans :3

  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Coffee.

  • considine@lemmy.ml
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    Jelly beans. The fancy ones with many flavours like butter, apple, and cinnamon.

    You’ll surely have those bean flavours to talk about, if nothing else.

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      Make sure to pair them with the milk steak.

  • toomanypancakes@lemmy.world
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    Chickpeas, as long as you’re into that

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      What the difference between black beans and chickpeas?

      I’ve never had a black bean on my chest.

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        I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.

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          That joke but not mine?

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      Probably not until the end of the date.

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        And only with consent

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      Chickpeas

      What’s that even supposed to be

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    Pinto, just be sure to take them with a full glass of water. And for fuck’s sake, whatever you do, _if you value your life, _ DO NOT eat ███ ██████ beans or you could literally die.

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    Black eyed peas. I’m not gonna tellya twice.

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      He ain’t fooling me twice no more.

  • walden@sub.wetshaving.social
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    Red Beans & Rice

  • Klear@lemmy.world
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    Oh dear god the beans are back…

  • Buglefingers@lemmy.world
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    Toe.

    Toe beans will have your date swooning (albeit not for you)

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    No beans

  • wuphysics87@lemmy.ml
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    Baked.

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    Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.

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    doesn’t matter as long as you know how to lick them.

  • Protoknuckles@lemmy.world
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    Kidney beans, for when she steals your kidneys.

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    Cool beans

    https://youtu.be/fTC2At1CBEI

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