inb4 “if it’s legal it’s not a crime”
I’d torture the shit it out of the parasite sack of shit that is my landlord
Go shoplift anything I want. Snack/trinket party!
Banksssss! Rob banks! Then use that money to buy snacks forever!
That’d require planning tho.
It the best day of the year to get rich from the imaginary economy of assets. Set a bot to match the trades of some people who will be insider trading and cash in every year.
I don’t think that is illegal now. As you are technically not an insider
The difference is that on most days people would need to hide their inside trades. One day a year it would all be out in the open because nothing could happen to anyone. It would wreck the economy and collect wealth in the hands of those who already have it, but if you ride the corruption wave you may not end up among the have-nots.
They’d still hide it, exactly so people can’t scoop them this way.
This I think is wishful thinking. If they already made the trade and profited, they’re not going to care about the people scooping according to what they did. If the followers-on like me overinflate or kill the asset depending on what the cheater did all it would do is damage the economy. If you are in a position of aristocratic privilege such that insider trading is possible for you, destroying the economy is an opportunity to acquire assets at a bargain.
Depends on the trade. If they sell before a stock collapses, that’s true. They better do it before all the other insiders do, though - and you better be first too. Like, microseconds quick, if your strategy is just to copy them 1:1. If they’re doing something multi-step it becomes a game where they have to be careful to preserve their information advantage, or it becomes worthless.
Transmitting radio without a license
Nuke the world.
That’s not murder; it’s a war crime.
Arson.
I’d go to Iowa and lie about butter.
IllegalLegal immigration.I would move to Scandinavia, maybe Denmark or Netherlands.
I didn’t even think of that. i could apply for US and EU passports
Why’d you go for a US passport considering their globally reaching tax laws?
So i pay an accountant to file a tax return once a year. Seems okay. It’s a powerful passport
I mean, reported income at least. I know a few American immigrants that live and work in central and south america, and I know they don’t declare income… at least not 100% of it. But yeah, not doing that and getting caught would be major poopoo bad time.
Why do so many every single year go for us passports and us citizenship?
Man, I gotta brew something up in case a Crime Day comes up.
I’d like to do some proper money laundering but I’d need dirty money first. Idk, if skill wasn’t an issue, I’d hack the bank and erase my debt? No, make the bank owe ME.
I’d go to the art museum and consume copious amounts of hallucinogens.
Before I moved from DC I did that and wandered around the Mall and went to the Hirshhorn with two friends. Lovely day.
I did that at the Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam
Great museum, I saw the “Potato Eaters” there.
i got baked in vondelpark before going there
There’s no need due to how awesome it is already, but I totally get it and I bet it must have been absolutely amazeballs.
I would rob some things I want. Not the money, only the the stuff hahahahaha
What’s top of your list?
A bambu lab X1E printer. haha I’m a poor nerd
Rob a bank.
You’re thinking small fries…
Rob Elon Musk.
If you think billionares have like money in a bank scrooge mcduck style, we’ll I have some sad news for you, they effectively are broke to a normal persons point of view (how much actual cash they have).
Instead they have their “wealth” as stock ownership of companies, get a loan from a bank for whatever they want to buy, and then just pay it back with the growing value of their stocks, that’s how they don’t pay taxes in the US and still get to buy whatever the fuck they want.
Basically, something like this. https://youtu.be/t6V9i8fFADI
Oh, I’m well aware. When I say “Rob Musk” I was thinking of forcing a stock transfer rather than going after his pocket change.
it might be legal but you still have to deal with security
Nice try mr. Copper! 😝
I keep my head down. No legal consequences isn’t the same thing as no consequences.
