I say “bum” and my wife says “boob”
Interested to hear what you think.
poop (or fart); they’re such universal words that everybody, kids and adults alike, just understand how gross and funny they are instantly.
Funt. Looks horrendously rude, resembles two terrible English words, but is completely without meaning in and of itself. Unless you let UrbanDictionary tell you that it’s the combination of those two words anyway.
It’s also the noise things make when launched out of a tube by compressed air, if not the noise made by lighting gases in a test tube, both of which are highly entertaining.
The spelling “phoont” may be preferable.
I know exactly what you mean with the air-tube. In video games it’s the stock grenade launcher sound effect.
I spell it “fwump.” It’s funny that we’re probably thinking of the exact same sound and have different ways to express it
On your way to the infart.
Wife got a chuckle. I said it was her favorite movie, she said ‘very funny’, I said ‘it was more an action-thriller’.
Maybe she liked the slut.
Moob.
Hehe, moobies
fart
I also choose this guy’s wife’s “boob”.
Excellent reference
Nah
I’m a nope guy myself, but I certainly get the appeal
You two are wild
“womp”
but usually funnier when used as a pair
Makes me think of a sad trombone. Whomp-whomp
Wah-wah-wah has a similar energy
Schnozz
I used to have a dog named Schnozz! He was always sticking his schnozz where it shouldn’t be
eyebrow wiggle
Nob and Knob are spelled the same, and I feel like you could use them interchangeably.
Hit someone with a Gnob and they’ll look at you funny
As written words they have distinct meanings I think - with the exception of a class of people (nobs) the word is always with a K for all other uses. I’m gonna start calling people “gnobs” from now on to muddy the issue.
Tslob awn mai gnob
Nip
Stank.
The dank rank of crank stank ranks poorly with focus groups
Scrunched
Longest syllable I can think of, rather ironic
I think ‘scrunched’ is the longest one I’ve seen in this post, I can’t think of a longer one.
In a similar vein, it feels really wrong that ‘abbreviate’ is such a long word.
If people pronounce squirrel as one syllable, then I guess squirreled could be as well, but it’s not in my dialect.
