Like this:
But replace “Hawaii” with your location.
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Did you have several ribs removed?
Kiss my wife, and my ass
Careful about the order of actions.
Hope I get obliterated by a direct hit
Honestly. Never got preppers.
What world post nukes will be worth trying to live in? Best result instant vaporization.
Is the pre-nuke world really anything to write home about? A life of hunting, fishing, and murdering drunk russian soldiers with piano wire is honestly more appealing than working an office job.
It’s more honest.
Exactly
Humanity was forged by a hostile world and we’ve been pushed to the brink of oblivion at least once. We adapt. I probably live too close to a major population center to survive the initial hits or the first months of total collapse so that’s a bummer, but I wouldn’t just lie down and take it.
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I live in a shithole 100km from a NATO capital. I’m not expecting a direct or near hit, so the fallout is my main concern. I should have at least 20-30 minutes to get comfy.
I’ve got potable water in jugs in the basement already. I’ll just grab a couple of mattresses, sleeping bags, camping stove, food, solar/crank radio and head down there. Also some duct tape to seal up the ventilation.
Don’t use the stove if you’re going to seal up any ventilation.
I will go as close as I can to the most touristy area as soon as I can in hopes I get vaporized so I don’t survive the blast. If it’s fake then I guess I’ll go to some empty nowhereish area in a big touristy park and call 988, then go shoppin and buy some starbucks. The street vendors selling flavored honey and enamel pins and stuff probably are gone so I can’t shop at their thingies otherwise I would. But honestly I’m sick of calling 988. I’m tired of fighting. Tired of trying. I’m going to have dementia in my thirties anyway might as well cut my losses.
I would not believe that message, because real warnings would not be that specific around here, and they also would never add that funny phrase " this is not a drill"
(Actual drills outside of the military are announced at least several days in advance, if they expect people to cooperate)
they also would never add that funny phrase " this is not a drill"
Drugs. So the usual.
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Oh! Oh! I have an answer for this. I remember around the time that The Day After aired, one of the local news stations ran a story simulating what would happen to my city were it hit by an ICBM. We lived on the far side of a hill, far enough away from downtown for it to be potentially survivable. I decided that if we got the warning, I’d grab my bike and light out for ground zero. Fuck surviving, I don’t wanna take the chance of being alive but horribly injured, and that aftermath shit just wasn’t worth it.
Oh, so if you ever wonder why Gen X/Xennials are so fucked up, there ya go.
Double it and give it to the next person
Seek immediate shelter, probably. And wonder why someone would send a ballistic missile to New Hampshire.
Same here. My city’s buildings are not made with missile protection in mind. We don’t even have basements for tornado protection since tornados barely ever happen here. And if an earthquake strikes, you’re basically doomed to live in a tent for the next decade of your life assuming you survive.
I hate Morocco so much.
I’m going to get some beer and weed and enjoy the rest of my day.
I will do the following:
Duck and cover
I’d either go take a nap, or go hide in my basement. Not sure which.
Nap in the basement?
Maybe but my bed is comfier lol
Chug some NyQuil, take some sleeping pills and some Benadryl and deal with it later.
Visit from the hatman guaranteed
The man sitting next to Ford was a bit sozzled by now. His eyes weaved their way up to Ford.
'I thought,’ he said ‘that if the world was going to end we were meant to lie down or put a paper bag over our head or something.’
‘If you like, yes,’ said Ford. ‘That’s what they told us in the army,’ said the man, and his eyes began the long trek back towards his whisky. ‘Will that help?’ asked the barman. ‘No,’ said Ford and gave him a friendly smile.He should’ve had his towel.
