Pedro, of course
AOC hands down.
Bernie, because i think he would be really really good at training his VP AOC to be president after him
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Probably still, Sanders? He’s getting pretty old, though, so maybe AOC would be a better choice.
Yeah I feel like this is the real answer. Maybe sanders could run with AOC as vice president and then step down if his age starts being a problem and let her take over
Bernie Sanders 2025!!!
Luigi
How is Luigi? Has anyone heard anything from him recently?
They stopped talking about him once they realised how many people were on his side.
even if convicted of felony, we know now is not an impediment
fewer felonies than the current president
That’s a very low bar though. 34, was it?
96 charges, 34 convictions so far
Sometimes I wonder if he would actually be a good choice, considering he doesn’t have a history in politics. And then I remember how Trump just kinda decided he was gonna be president with no political background.
This circlejerk needs to go home. Oh yeah, Lemmy is your home. Y’all thirsty.
Aoc
Me, assuming I have unlimited power to do as I please. I would be assassinated inside of a month, but it would be a wild month. The only president with more executive orders than me would be the person who comes after and undoes all the shit I did.
Honestly a president that was just crazy but not like evil would be so funny. Paint the whitehouse pink, make the navy wear tophats, replace the $5 bill with a $6 bill, change the national anthem to never gonna give you up
Oh, there would be a lot of nonsense as chaff, but that isn’t what would get me killed.
A bit like Vermin Supreme?
I love vermin supreme so much, it’s so funny
Busey/Spears 2028!
Make every doorhandle in the white house a penis.
honestly probably myself. im just really chill. if russia was threatening to attack us i would be like, whatever man
President of?
America?
Stalin
May get fun replies
Jon Stewart, Al Franklin, Bill Burr. Any body like that.
which makes him one of the best candidates.
Exactly
Anyone who whould be a good politician is smart enough to stay out of politics.
Here here for Bill
Bill would piss both sides off so much. I feel like everyone would hate him but things would get better.
I would love to hear Burr’s “State of the fucking Union” address
Linus Torvalds, Richard Stallman as vice.
No. RMS can stay the fuck away. At best, he’d eat things from under our feet.
A puppy
Cheese for everyone!
If lactose intolerant: peanut butter for everyone else!
If peanut allergy: eggs for everyone else!
If egg allergy: chicken flavored allergen free bars for everyone else!
Let’s make finnster president just because it would be funny and the conservatives’ heads would explode. Is she a qualified? No. Is she american? No. Would she even want to be president? Probably not. Would she still be a million times better than the current president? Definitely
