Pedro, of course
Aoc
honestly probably myself. im just really chill. if russia was threatening to attack us i would be like, whatever man
President of?
America?
Stalin
May get fun replies
Probably still, Sanders? He’s getting pretty old, though, so maybe AOC would be a better choice.
Yeah I feel like this is the real answer. Maybe sanders could run with AOC as vice president and then step down if his age starts being a problem and let her take over
Bernie Sanders 2025!!!
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Jon Stewart, Al Franklin, Bill Burr. Any body like that.
Anyone who whould be a good politician is smart enough to stay out of politics.
which makes him one of the best candidates.
Exactly
Here here for Bill
Bill would piss both sides off so much. I feel like everyone would hate him but things would get better.
I would love to hear Burr’s “State of the fucking Union” address
Linus Torvalds, Richard Stallman as vice.
No. RMS can stay the fuck away. At best, he’d eat things from under our feet.
A puppy
Cheese for everyone!
If lactose intolerant: peanut butter for everyone else!
If peanut allergy: eggs for everyone else!
If egg allergy: chicken flavored allergen free bars for everyone else!
Let’s make finnster president just because it would be funny and the conservatives’ heads would explode. Is she a qualified? No. Is she american? No. Would she even want to be president? Probably not. Would she still be a million times better than the current president? Definitely
Security breach.
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You may be in luck!
Her logic IS undeniable.
Fucking nobody.