Put his dick in my ass.
Is it icy and refreshing?
I wish to take council with this fellow practitioner of the magical arts.
Shudders in visual source safe.
Oh def. Mine waves a fob and then hits some numbers, and usually waives whatever didn’t get scanned properly.
He arrives neither early or late, but precisely when he means to.
If only… I’m constantly late.
… except to parties since they don’t start until I arrive.
I’m getting sick of that excuse, Gandalf!
He’s SUCH a flake!
He just walks by, suddenly.
I maintain the balance of the spheres, put pride into the hearts of gender bendy men with my badass skirts, and keep the database server up.
His staff has a knob on the end!
Boloo cheated, he wasn’t even part of the fight and came once the others were already broken!
Totally justified punishment for magic doping. There is supposed to be honor and respect to a proper wizard fistfight!
Though the Wizard world has some… Problems
I haven’t seen him all week because he’s been pondering his orb.
Mine installs programs with easy to understand pop up prompts that replaces text files and filing.
I would like to know more
Compiling magic runes in the basem… I mean underground laboratory
this man has smoked a crab just now
Bus shelter wizardry
I make my switch run android and summon demons by not getting enough sleep
presumably when they’re in sub mode?
Ours speaks in riddles but I’m really bad at riddles so I’m still unsure of why we hired him in the first place. The last town wizard conjured unspeakable entities and was really good at making balloon animals.
I didn’t know but there is this guy called Jaque in Spain who is pretty good with coin magic
