Why do you throw litter out of your car?
Why not?
God fucking dammit.
What is your favorite pizza topping?
I threw up a little in my mouth.
Cranberry.
What’s your favourite pizza topping?
Spongebob.
Also garry the snail.
I wonder what’s worse :(
Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?
ಠ_ಠ
These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good
Yes.
What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?
Interrupting people extremely often.
I’m going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.
I also considered “how do you prefer to talk about Linux?”
That isn’t as effective.
Seems confusing.
I’m not american.
Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?
Yeah! I think they’re cute.
What are the three things you would never do, even for money?
- Kill someone
- become on of those right wing grifters
- Become a “cancelled” stand up comedian.
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
I’ve never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?
At least 3.
Promote this guy to O-5 council immediately.
How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?
At least 2 meters.
Hitler.
You awful, awful person.
Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?
I would say about 40. A shovel would help.
Reasons Lemmy is better than Reddit?
I don’t know any.
I am irrationally angry.
What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?
I would guess 200,000.
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