Any song that just repeats the same shit on loop for the entire duration.
For example “Say” by John Mayer just says “say what you need to say” 42 times then it doesn’t even have an actual ending, just fades out. It’s definitely not the only song that follows this model.
Music by nature has some degree of repetition, but jfc make more than just two measures before you publish it as a song.
The end of I’m Your Captain (Closer to Home) by Grand Funk Railroad fits that description.
Knocking on heaven’s door - guns n roses
Gnyoch-gnyoch-gnoch’n awn haavins dawoowaAaAh. Hey. hay. Hay hey yaaAaAh
*Up an octave, shrill af
NECK-NECK-NECK’N EHN HEAVIN’S DEEEIHHUWUOo003+"!'&¥83-??
Anything by Jelly Roll
I’m surprised nobody mentioned “All I Want For Christmas Is You” yet
“Look After You” by The Fray holy shit balls it’s so excruciating
Don Mclean’s Vincent.
It’s no American Pie, but why?
Every single one from “Kizo” (polish raper)
That Celine Dion one that kicked off the auto tune craze. The world would be a better place without it ever having existed.
Happy
Any song by Taylor Swift or Florida Georgia Line. Actually, country pop radio music in general.
some of the later Swift albums are preferable at least to me - they’re almost bordering on synth pop especially on 1989.
entirely agree on Florida Georgia Line. fuck that noise, it’s pure garbage
I mean its not want to cut my ears off but im not a rap fan. Well there are these songs were you have usually a girl singing a halfway decent tune and so I stop flipping through the stations and then suddenly the guy comes in with the rap and its like a trap. Ugh. change the station. This is sorta funny because I do like some songs with rap but generally its when the rap is treated more like one of many instruments that blends in with the song but does not dominate it or acts as an accent to the song.
sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy … (something someting) sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy … (something someting)
You’re beautiful - James Blunt
7 rings - Ariane Grande
Radioactive - Imagine Dragons
Look after you - The FraySo any song of which the original was much better and non-dance songs that I also can’t relate to at all.
And in the same vein that Hozier song Too Sweet. For like a month all the Tickity Toks had those two songs as the soundtrack
