Just depends on reactions. If no one says anything I just go with it. If 5+ people say something I fix it. If 1-5 people say something they’re probably outliers.
Days over, no coming back from that. Time for a long shower, fresh clothes, and go back to bed. Probably not sleep, because I’ll be dealing with embarrassment and flashbacks to graduating high school.
My only comfort still remains that I was not alone that day. Several of us got awful cases of food poisoning.
You shat yourself at graduation?
Same day, after the event at the school, thankfully, but I was with several fellow graduates when it happened. There was an extremely popular steakhouse we all went to with our families, and every one of us who ordered the signature steak ended up getting food poisoning, and several of us ended up getting caught very suddenly by it.
What if you’re in the middle of one of these?
Depends…
Le mot juste. Bravo.
First thing in the morning in college? Clean everything up, start over, get on with the rest of the day after missing half of the first class.
During the day at work? Day’s over, go home.
Reminds me of something I read once. If you want to get out of work. Like you’re at work, and you really really don’t want to be there. You can get out with 4 words. You swallow your pride, walk into your bosses office, and proclaim “I shit my pants”
You will have the rest of the day off.
Pro move is to shit your pants so you don’t even have to lie about it.
I just told my boss that I had to leave, offering no explanation, and he said “OK.” He didn’t need to know that I shit my pants. Maybe he inferred it.
I double down and ask friends to swap pants with me.
I’m kind of surprised by how many people have an answer for this already considered. I don’t think this is something I’ve had to consider since primary school.
I’d probably consider the day over just because I would be worried by whatever medical condition led me to shit my pants out of nowhere.
Shit happens.
I mean if you have any choice in the matter it’s obviously time to go home.
Really depends on what I am doing. Whatever I was previously doing has been been put on an indefinite pause until I can get new clothes and probably take a shower. But I have kids, so the day must go on.
Day over? But we still need to solve the mystery of who shit in my pants!
I used to have a roommate who could shit in my pants from across the room. It was quite the trick.
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Depends on your plans for the day. If you’re heading down to the swimming pool then everything might just work itself out.
