I’ll get the ball rolling:
Dead Man’s Shoe (2004)
Sounds like a tearjerking tale of a recently-bereaved man returning the shoe of a road accident victim he found in a bush to the victim’s late wife, through which they spark a deep friendship that goes beyond mere love. PG-13 5/10 Oscar-bait shite.
Of Mouse and Man.
Christmas with the Krank
A yuletide tale of joy and meth
- A Fistful of Dollar
- One Amigo
- One Idiot
- Gone in One Second
- 1 Going on 1 (13 Going on 30)
- 1 First Date
- 1 League Under The Sea
- 1: A Space Odyssey
- 1 Maniac
- The Bird
1 First Date
The Life of the Other
The Bird
The Expendable
Star War
Man in Black
Car
The Sim
The Smurf
Friend
The Incredible
Planet of the Ape
The Last of Me
Plane, train, and automobile.
A story about a guy who makes his train to the airport, gets on his flight home just fine, and gets picked up by his family when he gets there.
48 hour
A horrible, badly dubbed and sterotypically racist remake starring Dat Phan and Kathy Griffins understudy.
Alien
The exact same movie again, with no change whatsoever. 10/10
I’m on the edge of my seat! I just have to know if the next scene is identical too!
James Bond: Singlepussy.
James settles down and gets monogamous.
Screenplay - “Goldfinger” (1964)
---- SCENE
James Bond lies strapped to a table and looks on with increasing anxiety at the laser beam between his legs as it moves slowly towards him.
Bond: “Do you exshpect me to talk?”
Goldfinger: Scoffs “No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to ask Moneypenny out. She’s really into you!”
Bond: Relieved “Sure, I could do that.”
Goldfinger shuts off the laser.
Goldfinger: “Good.”
---- END SCENE
ROLL END CREDITS
🎶Goldfinger. He’s the man, the man with the matchmakers touch…"🎶
I did it for King and Cuntry
The Bird. Movie about one bird being a bird doing bird things.
Snow White and the Dwarf
It Lives - Roddy Piper discovers some special glasses that reveal one evil alien hiding among the populace. He has a 20-minute fight with Keith David over who gets to kill the alien. They kill it and then the movie ends.
Hans Molemen presents: Man Getting Hit by Footballs
A League of Her Own
Geena Davis stars as a Dottie, a WWII housewife who thinks about playing baseball while her husband is away at war, but then decides not to and instead spends two hours tidying up the house and getting started on a casserole. The movie ends before the casserole comes out of the oven.
Snake on a plane.
It’s just one snake and Samuel L. Jackson stomps it to death in 2 min. The end.
“I have had it with this motherfucking snake on this motherfucking plane”
Don’t you mean Monday to Friday snake?
DoWnWaRd SpIrAl
