There is always the joke that people only play 1 of 3 songs on a guitar, but is there a song that would make you super happy to hear someone play?
I would be happier if they left
Oh hush you 🤣 I was tempted to say “besides nothing” but I was like, surely lemmings are more creative than that and I don’t need to say that!
“Nothing” is a good song to play man. The “party guitar” is just the “bluetooth speaker on a hike” in a different format. 99% of the time people would be happier with nothing, no matter how hype your song is. Even guitar virtuosos can bring down a party by demanding it become about their performance.
Throw some shit up on the shared shuffle playlist, and go on about your day.
4’33" by John Cage, on a loop.
Flight of the Bumblebee
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Rock Lobster
Any song that ends with a guitar smash solo.
Todo: order bunch of cheap guitars, learn to play a song really badly, have friend take guitar and smash it at parties.
We can take turns being the guitar smashing hero and become legends.
Update: Amazon sells beginner guitars for $30.
They probably sound like trash, so even better.
Money for Nothing
what’s new pussy cat 26 times in a row
Say It Ain’t So - Weezer
House of the Rising Sun
Cliffs of Dover or Through the Fire and Flames
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Running Down a Dream by Tom Petty
I’ve actually never had anyone try and play guitar at a party, it’s just some meme that never happens, so I’d probably even get a kick out of Wonderwall, but if I had to pick something… Probably any City & Colour song that’s already acoustic would work great
