Hello you awesome people,
Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.
So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!
Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas
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That name is epic though
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Kevin
Were I’m from (Québec), this name is always associate with difficult hyperactive kids. It’s like a running joke “This classroom is full of Kevin”. One of my good friend is a Kevin, he find that quite funny.
Down here in the states Kevin is normally associated with the Call of Duty demographic stereotype - a young (15-25) dumb pothead who drinks too much Monster and punches holes in drywall when he gets mad.
Biggus And then convince them to change their last name into Dikkus
Spez.
Now that would just be cruel.
Mike Cox
Friends of Mike Oak.
Cousin to Mike Hunt
Knew an Alex cox once
For very different reasons:
Edward Jacob
Elon
Donald
Raven
Leonard
Ismael
Vladimir
Christian
Jim Bob
Chad
Kevin
Lemmy
I’d take Steve over any of the …ayden (Jayden and the like) names, but I’d be hesitant to send it as a joke, as it might give them ideas.
Ken or Nigel are probably safe.
Stevayden sounds like a win then.
- Spanko
- Twallypod
- Roooooo
- Meganginipple
- Nipple
- Craig
- Nart
- Puddin
- Sue
- Ticksy
- Ewwgross
I do not have enough up votes for this
'ay nart, wuh yew uh to tday spud
I too have heard the legend of Spanko.
Lincoln Ford Mercury.
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo
That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.
Based off the Jeffs I’ve known… Jeff.
William Joseph James Robert.
It sounds distinguished until you realize the diminutive is Billy Joe Jim Bob. Which incidentally is really fun to say fast.
William Charles is another one.
Billy Chuck.
Organ farm #17.
Cunt
edit: why are you downvoting me? I’m right.
