• Dr. Moose@lemmy.worldEnglish
    42·
    5 days ago

    Favorite Glados ones:

    • “We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret.”
    • “That thing you burned up isn’t important to me; it’s the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans… Nice job breaking it, hero.”

    And Cave Johnson:

    • “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! Demand to see life’s manager!”
    • “Science isn’t about why. It’s about why not.”
    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldEnglish
      33·
      5 days ago

      Had to look it up to refresh my memory:

      • “Nice job breaking it, hero.”

      • “You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don’t get up here.”

      • “Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.”

      • “Congratulations on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.”

      You really need the full 2-minute audio of the lemons bit to get the gist. J.K. Simmons did an amazing job balancing funny and, “oh shit, am I…sad???..during the silly, funny puzzle game!?”