I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
But was your name clearly marked on said tomatoes? Let’s not jump to conclusions here, maybe the deer thought the tomatoes were his by accident (because he can’t write, so his tomatoes have no name).
Yeah he can’t read but he’s rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!
I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
But was your name clearly marked on said tomatoes? Let’s not jump to conclusions here, maybe the deer thought the tomatoes were his by accident (because he can’t write, so his tomatoes have no name).
Yeah he can’t read but he’s rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!
can you also eat the ones that ate my beets last year?
I will keep eating deer until I am a very round invisible tiger indeed! All deer are bastards (ADAB)