fall off my bed

I’ll be done worrying about work today, I tell you what.

I’m have been removed from my current chair and I’m now sitting in a different chair.

Now I have 3 left feet?

I’m now standing two feet to my left.

I’m falling down my apartment building’s stairwell. Ow.

Sitting on the right side of the couch, now sitting on the left side of the couch… Merged with my dog. Very animorphs

I am now laying on my sister’s bed instead of my own.

If this happened 10 minutes ago, I would be outside of my car on the highway and that would be bad.

I guess this is me now.

I’m wet and sitting in on my bedroom floor. I’m in the bath now

My head would fuse with my chest of drawers, the rest of my body would fall limply to the floor about 70cm below, if my head fusing with my furniture didn’t kill me, then the fall could break my neck, it would absoluetely make the chest of drawers fall over me which absolutely could crush my neck.

So, please do not do this when I am in bed.

My dog and I are now one. We have become, dogperson. All the bipedability of a person, with the infinite compassion of a dog. We are unstoppable.

Depends on where the stud is. I think if it is between studs I’ll only have all of my limbs sliced off.

I’d be teleported onto my wife, which would be fine except she’s finally sleeping after a few nights of not sleeping well so I’d be in big trouble for waking her

I am sitting in the empty bus seat next to me. This is a slight annoyance because I prefer sitting next to the window.