fire up Dark Souls
deactivate safety protocols
get some random Klingon from the streets as a commentator
broadcast livestream to Romulan territory
I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a l holodeck I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with a holodeck.
Lol. Guys come on. It’s the first thing everyone would do.
Yeah! We’re gonna score! It’s finally gonna happen. Yeah! Eh heheheheheh
Install Doom.
Girls. Sorry but its true. At least at first.
But then once that gets boring, I guess I would create beautiful environments to walk around in.
Boring? What do you mean
They haven’t figured out girlception.
Set myself up as Spider-Man. Its what I wanted to do since I was 7. Then some weird sex stuff.
Why not both at the same time?
No, but seriously, are those things self cleaning or do you have to go all over the floor, walls, and ceiling after you’re done with a black light and a mop…?
Two chicks at the same time.
Create a Westworld-type environment.
Run Resident Evil 2 on it
Your mom.
I can tell you what colour of uniform I wouldn’t wear!
No command for you then?
In TOS only, that was the joke
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Doh!
And SNW now that I think about it but no worries, you’re totally right redshirt is a trope for a reason
Insert funny porn joke.
But in all seriousness? A fully immersive, 100% realistic Dungeons and Dragons game with my friends. Exactly the same as we would run it at our table. We’d hop down to the replicators and holo-disguise generators and make ourselves up like our characters, and I’d just follow them around in a spooky mysterious robe and narrate the story.
That’s it. I would run the best D&D game ever, the game of a lifetime, for my best friends.
Finding out where all the fluids would be going after ending the program?
Oh we already know: biofilters.
Depends entirely on whether or not it has an incognito mode.
Forcing Geordi to look holodeck CCTV will cause PTSD on him.
But maybe he’s even into it.
spoiler
You don’t live in a place called Reading Rainbow if you haven’t seen some shit
It does not 😐
No matter, everyone’s doing it. And probably sharing.
