Perfection 👌

With or without dicks?

A very Lemmy response

I mean, I don’t, but I didn’t feel joy with them either.

I guess, sometimes there’s a cat to pat.

There was a van life de-influencer called Dave2D (not the computer one) who lived in a van and demonstrated the harsh realities of living full time in a van, while also mocking and exposing van life influencers who made it look glamorous, and called out those who were obviously just living in a house and pretending to be living in vans for the insta. He regularly made fun of those vanlife couples, especially when they inevitably broke up, until a very famous recently single vanfluencer killed herself after enduring lots of harrassment by his followers, and then Dave2Ddeleted almost all his videos.

Then he moved into a car with a puppy in LA and someone stole his catalytic converter while he was sleeping in the car, then he moved to a tiny cabin in Montana and transitioned to painting on Livestream, and now as far as I know he has no presence on YouTube.

Something terrible.

I used to fix POS machines and networks for retail and hospo. I didn’t wear a uniform, just a polo shirt. I could walk into server rooms, storerooms full of liquor, and open cash registers without ever announcing myself or saying who I was.

Retail and hospo workers so often DGAF who walks behind the bar.

Mostly I make JIRA tickets.

Never ever regretted being uncircumcised. In fact, I regularly feel especially grateful to my parents for not getting me circumcised. If it were socially acceptable, I’d talk to more people about it and why it’s great not being circumsized. I would get me parents a “Thanks for not mutilating me as a baby” thank you cake.

Gay marriage for all (mandatory)

In acid?

I remember this too. Isn’t it just saying “Helicopter one reporting heavy traffic.”?

Apparently it’s legit police radio chatter recorded in Los Angeles in the 1970s!

They are really hard to lassoo though.

Ok from the name I would have assumed an artist who works specifically with flat sheets of metal and a rounded hammer.

Alright then, keep your secrets!

Cable hype is in every industry. You can buy hundred-dollar gold plated “Gaming” HDMI cables that are no better than any other HDMI cord

There’s a really good book called “All the Shahs men” too which I really enjoyed

There is a “Wilhelm Scream” for TV police radio chatter. It’s a sound effect that you’ve probably heard hundreds of times without realising it. I first encountered it while playing SimCity 3000 and it has bugged me for 20 years because I couldn’t work out what was said.

Here is the soundbite and an extensive list of TV show episodes and movies where it’s been spotted:

https://youtu.be/dklA4-ACN4k

Now, I think I cracked it last year:

Please go listen to it for a few times and write down what is being said before you read my analysis

In 6 billion years the sun will swole up to engulf the earth and none of this will have ever mattered.