No, because my name is already very common and there are several prominent murderers, war criminals and even traitors who share my name, and I barely rate among them.

Mine is the Roborock Q Revo. I paid about $1000 AUD for it. A regular decent bagless vac costs about $400.

Same. Mine vaccums, sweeps and mops. I refill the water tank once a week and replace the bag once a month. Everything is so clean.

It has eaten a few naughty things though. It are a USB cable, it dragged my laptop off a sofa, and it entangled itself in a plastic sheet that was draped over my coffee table and dragged some acrylic paints and a litre of wash water off onto itself. Made a big mess. I also changed its spoken language to Vietnamese for a laugh, then when I changed my wifi router, I had to learn how to follow instructions in Vietnamese to reconfigure it to the new SSID.

Is it sending a map of my house to the CCP? Probably. Is that useful information for them? Probably not.

This does not spark cucumber

Perfection 👌

With or without dicks?

A very Lemmy response

I mean, I don’t, but I didn’t feel joy with them either.

I guess, sometimes there’s a cat to pat.

There was a van life de-influencer called Dave2D (not the computer one) who lived in a van and demonstrated the harsh realities of living full time in a van, while also mocking and exposing van life influencers who made it look glamorous, and called out those who were obviously just living in a house and pretending to be living in vans for the insta. He regularly made fun of those vanlife couples, especially when they inevitably broke up, until a very famous recently single vanfluencer killed herself after enduring lots of harrassment by his followers, and then Dave2Ddeleted almost all his videos.

Then he moved into a car with a puppy in LA and someone stole his catalytic converter while he was sleeping in the car, then he moved to a tiny cabin in Montana and transitioned to painting on Livestream, and now as far as I know he has no presence on YouTube.

Something terrible.

I used to fix POS machines and networks for retail and hospo. I didn’t wear a uniform, just a polo shirt. I could walk into server rooms, storerooms full of liquor, and open cash registers without ever announcing myself or saying who I was.

Retail and hospo workers so often DGAF who walks behind the bar.

Mostly I make JIRA tickets.

Never ever regretted being uncircumcised. In fact, I regularly feel especially grateful to my parents for not getting me circumcised. If it were socially acceptable, I’d talk to more people about it and why it’s great not being circumsized. I would get me parents a “Thanks for not mutilating me as a baby” thank you cake.

Gay marriage for all (mandatory)

In acid?

I remember this too. Isn’t it just saying “Helicopter one reporting heavy traffic.”?

Apparently it’s legit police radio chatter recorded in Los Angeles in the 1970s!

They are really hard to lassoo though.

Ok from the name I would have assumed an artist who works specifically with flat sheets of metal and a rounded hammer.

Alright then, keep your secrets!