Pooping without your phone

Butt wait, there’s more!

They don’t have to be corpses.

Was he trying to dunk on his professors?

Tudor-style wattle and daub, timber framed houses with thatched roofs.

It’s relatively environmentally friendly and sequesters a lot of carbon, and is well insulated. Willow coppices can be grown just about anywhere too.

Proceed to the helicopter

"Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!’

(This is a trick question that has two right answers)

Mmm no clue what movie this is from.

Same

Why do companies refuse to tessellate their eggs?! You could have 3x rows of 3-4-3 for 10 eggs, 5-6-5 for 16 eggs or 7-8-7 for a 22-pack.

Sewing fellas unite!

I usually make hats and tool wraps, but I mend dresses or alter clothes for friends too.

“We”

“Do we think that leftover scree was important? Do we remember where it came from?”

“We need to get some more sleep.”

Sometimes it’s “You” when referring to the lazy, scared, or angry one.

“You’re overreacting. You’ll be fine. You’re upset over nothing.”

Never I.

#NudistProblems

I have facial blindness so I’d be a cops worst nightmare as a witness. Yeah I know the guy left literally 3 minutes ago but I could not pick him out of a lineup.

I work near a casino. I told my colleagues I’m banned for counting cards, so I don’t have to go with them and I have an easy and bulletproof excuse to not go.

The sunken jets cause a hazard to fishing trawlers, ensnaring their nets and disrupting their catch, thereby putting economic pressure on the adversary and creating food insecurity among enemy pescatarians. This is the peak of hybrid warfare.

Can’t believe you’d say it out loud, with a hard ‘R’ and all!

I do not want to go where there is no anaesthetic

Wow there’s no need to be rude

Delete my browsing history!