I have to do it just walking around the house. If I’m not in the room for a minute and suddenly appear my wife gets scared. I’m not intentionally quiet, but I walk gently most of the time. I’ve joked that I need to get a bell around my neck.

We can manage by buying each track off Apple music, but that’s a pain.

I hope you cut your toenails first!

That said, I doubt anyone would have an oesophagus wide enough to accommodate anything bigger than a hand, so you might need to choose a different host species and potentially, orifice.

As a community radio manager I wish just one of them would allow us to broadcast from their service. Since we aren’t allowed to, I can’t see how we can hope to get many younger presenters since most don’t have physical media or purchased tracks.

I know some stations including the ABC cheat and use it anyway.

Dyson hand dryers. Too many dB.

Gluteus overhang?

Zuul will be pleased!

Are you a god?

It is related to a random meditation video I ripped to MP3 which generally works well.

“Fall Asleep In MINUTES! Sleep Talk-Down Guided Meditation Hypnosis for Sleeping”

Don’t let it play past the first hour though. A glitch will wake you up again.

I use JetAudio’s timer to start brown noise after 30 minutes, with the meditation played in another audio player.

Will one of your alts be GotNoArmsLeft?

Are you related to the FSM?

Sounds a bit like Ice Magic here in Australia.

Do you have an unusual nose?

Tofu Dreg.