I can’t do the splits.
He/Him

Also neat:
They/Them

I don’t believe in the existence mustard. If you need to ask I cannot make you understand.

Current Job: Ethical burgers.
Skills: Web Design & admin
Decompresses: Games, Streaming, Memes, Videos and Music.

I mostly exist on the edges of the cracks in the spaces between the corners of Nostalgia & Fernweh.

I do things on the internet. Yep, just another every day human being. What’s that? why yes. it is a paper grocery bag full of tiny spiders!