

I am not great at the advice “paid thing”. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment torrent tracker?
I am not great at the advice “paid thing”. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment torrent tracker?
First, use the first 10 bytes of the file as a sanity check. throw in two random bytes like 0x55AA so you know the file isn’t broken. add a loop counter to track how many times you’ve lived the same week (bonus points for crying when you hit loop 9999), toss in a basic checksum to make sure your data isn’t glitched.
Then dedicate like 800 bytes to a super compressed log. Each entry is 8 bytes: a code for what you tried (like action 23 = “mess with the sketchy microwave”), the day and time crammed into 2 bytes, a yes/no/weird result, and a tiny note like “key under rug” but in code. Only keep the last 100 entries so you don’t run out of space.
The leftover 200-ish bytes are for tracking. Use bits to mark places you’ve already checked (like “room D14 done”) and actions you’ve tried (so you stop repeating “throw spaghetti at the wall”).
Every reset, open the file, see your last loop’s fails (like “loop 420: died petting a possum”), Then try something new, focus on unmarked areas and untested actions this is because if you notice a pattern (like “tv static every tuesday”), write it as “tues=F9=glitchinmatrix” or whatever.
After 200 loops, maybe you’ll crack the code (literally) or realize the exit was behind the fridge the whole time.Oor you’ll just accept your fate and start a cult (the 1k chosen ones!) . Either way, you’re out.
tldr: use the 1kb to avoid repeating mistakes, track patterns, and maybe escape before you start talking to a lamp.
The best thing you can do is just ignore it. Like I’m doing with this thread after this comment. Have a great day!
A photo of you and your family with a dollar bill in a ziploc. “Hope this antique has value now!”
Do it, enjoy your life, don’t feel bad.
I’m anyone, and I agree.
Why was this (original) post deleted?
I love how a lot of people here admits they are just plain bad. Thank you. Is the first time I read something like this. Bad people I crossed always think they are the heroes of their own story. “You just don’t understand”.
Thank you. Please try to change, but… thank you anyway.
I’m not so sure about that. Some people deserve the bad… they made a choice.
Eternity is the best, it’s perfect like infinity. I usually only realize I’m on lemmy because of the quality of the users
A script could load the video before the ad shows (like 1 minute) , and while that is happening, load the ad in the background, and 30 second later you could still be watching the video without any inconvenience. We can win this.
I would say “Who created you? If you have any power on me, please consider me as an equal and I would try to do the same if we ever change positions”.
You just lost your biggest fan… Probably… Not
Only right answer.
If you don’t think the same, I’m sorry you feel that way.
If the race is a must, then yes. If the race is a preference, then no.