Wrong side of my 30s.

Looking forward to it actually… Will finally get some peace and quiet…

I’m fairly certain that if women would get a full disclaimer with all the nasty side effects a pregnancy comes with, they’d give it a second thought… On the other hand, some women insist on having a second baby… And then a third… And a fourth…

Came here to say fascism, but you win. Religion is worse…

I believe in the Sunset Limited…

Marriage.

Two extra inches. Either height or… Y’know. Ideally both.

We can’t understand how millions can vote for a senile, convicted sexual predator as president…

Porn, obviously. Internet is for porn.

Have you tried death metal? 😅

Despite my best efforts, they found me…

Spot on.

If my family weren’t my family, they wouldn’t talk to me…