I thought this was how you summarize current inaction against climate change.

ah, neat. NFC.

I used to set an alarm on my laptop to go off at the same time as my phone, so I would have to walk into the other room in order to turn it off. These days I tend to wake up several hours before my alarm goes off, unable to return to sleep.

Nah, you’re two years off.

Or, more likely, my parents managed to hide two years of my life from me.

That’s awful sneaky of them.