That’s true.

I have stories that I tell people I don’t know well, and there are stories that only my sister, wife, and best friend have heard, and only once I had enough to drink.

🥰

I only use Lemmy.

The main reason is that Redditt banned me for saying that if you have the chance, you should always punch a nazi.

I could maybe see myself with a pagan, but it depends on how much woo they believe in.

Luckily, a wonderful atheist woman found me and we’ve been married going on 10 years now.

Indeed.

I know how to sew enough to mend my clothes. I could probably make a garment from a pattern, if I tried.

Anytime I visit the vet, if the candle is lit, I’m crying right along with the owners.

We don’t deserve our animals.

Yes.

The barracks at Camp Humphreys count? 🤣

It supposedly means that “no quarter will be given”.

I’m about to get a LGBT punisher logo for my car. 🤣

MAGA shit, thin blue line, black US flag, etc…

In case a civil war actually happens, it’s good to know the enemy.

My wife. 🥰

The planet would enter a permanent snowball earth phase.

I would grab Ceres and ram it into the Earth.

I jave a picture of me standing under Delicate Arch in Utah. I look so tiny next to that huge arch.

Hopefully, my senator will die. I got nothing but a bottle of champagne waiting for the news.

Communism or socialism.

Honestly, capitalism.

The whole damn consume consume consume mindset. The idea that things are discarded instead of being repaired or properly recycled.

I had one growing up on a farm. We had to cut the large turds up so the septic system could handle them.