So are we sending him over or what? Gotta take him now before he starts on the ozempic and then all you got is flabby skin and smelly feet.

My 300lb nephew washes his feet once every 29th of February and loves to cuddle. We can send the animal over if you like.

He divorced the posters mom, so yeah, in this case it makes sense. He’d also come home late and eat all of the posters yogurts. That’s fucked up.