I live 15 minutes outside a small town, 1 hour away from the city.

Love it.

That’s more about you than about organ donation. Your experience is not anywhere near normal.

OK soda

I’d appoint a person to publicly talk about gun control and advocate Congress.

Someone who loves firearms so much that they are personally offended by a lack of respect for gun safety. If you have ever been to a gun range and been chewed out by the range safety officer, you know what I mean.

Execute all the billionaires, starting at the top. Continue until the desired number of billionaires is reached.

Hypothetically.

I honestly don’t understand how they make any money. Outside of whales paying for parasocial relationships on onlyfans, who is buying porn?

Also it adds a link to their website right on your phone.

Clusterfuckipedia

I’ve never used mastodon. What I need to know is: am I missing out on Star Trek memes by not using it?

Have you tried appreciating Star Trek memes?

Not since Google Reader died

City of Heroes

Plastic

Clean the room that your computer is now in, and use the computer in that room. You don’t need the computer to be in your bedroom.

I pay for things that are more convenient than piracy. Namely games and music.

EBooks and audiobooks are too expensive, the multitude of video services too inconvenient.

My actions sometimes result in massive corporations not maximizing their potential profit. I’m fine with it, capitalism gets all my money anyway.

I’m torn between feeling bad for Netflix because they tried to do something cool and got the rug pulled out from under them as soon as it started to work, and mad at them for fucking up their algorithm and studio so badly

Enshittification didn’t kill Netflix. What killed it was all the studios pulling their content licenses so they could start their own Netflix. Enshittification happened afterwards as Netflix desperately tried to make itself constantly profitable. They killed a lot of good shows and messed with the algorithm that showed people what they actually wanted to see.

Get it for yourself, it’s fun to play with for a few minutes.

Basically only two characters and locations are unlocked for free and the rest is behind a monthly subscription model.

Your child will absolutely not want to play the free version, so you sign up for the $10 a month plan.

https://www.fatherly.com/entertainment/bluey-lets-play-step-by-step-price-parents

The Bluey android game.