Now tell us all about catnip, in German.

That’s the brother of Frankincense.

Party on, dudes! And be excellent to each other.

Hey, let’s keep it baby-appropriate. I’d bring him the entire DVD box set collection of Baby Einstein videos but they’d reject my offering because DVD players & electricity didn’t exist back then, and they wouldn’t understand the concept of vegetating while staring at a flat surface on the wall for hours ignoring all your bodily needs & ignoring all your chores & obligations & family & all human interaction.

Drugs cost money. Am maxxed out with food, shelter, & transportation expenses. Exercise is my drug. It’s a FREE daily endorphin/adrenaline high, & it’s healthy, & all the side effects are positive, with no withdrawals, no hangovers, & improves body, thinking clarity, relationships, and as a bonus get to date hot people because exercise makes us all smokin hot.

Yes. Am a beardless woman. Except for that one recurring gnarly chin whisker that keeps sprouting up every few weeks. I pluck it.

I’m fifty years old.

Slice up the pizza with some dramatic pizzazz. Wait it just occurred to me that pizzazz & pizza are quite similar words.

But first make sure their will & estate stipulates that their wealth will be evenly distributed among every deserving needful hardworking person on the planet, right?

Alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, Hulu, Netflix, Xbox, PlayStation, Disney+, HBO, Tesla vehicles, dating apps,

Using a wad of slime to clean dust & dirt from nooks & crannies

Whenever I see a post in foreign language I visit the community and manually block it.

Yes, it really is spam. I got one of those spooky calendar entries once years ago. I’m glad it doesn’t happen more than once or frequently at all. I would really hate that. It’s spam. Report it and/ or ignore it.

If you show up to work and all your appointments an hour late for the next 6 months, you’ll feel the consequences.

Anyway at 2am on Nov 2nd most of our smart phones & other devices will automatically throw back to 1am unless you adjust your phone settings in defiance.

YES! My heinous brother irreparably fucked up my mind & my life. But being an only child would’ve been its own special kind of lonely torture, I’d rather trade him in for a fun sister we couldve been best friends our whole lives. That would’ve been awesome.

This was the first song that came to my mind too 😂 Scrolled down to the comments and you made my day. A minute of it anyway.

Exercise & fresh air & sunshine & nutritious food. As a bonus, it costs nothing! Aside from the cost of food which we all need anyway, so might as well spend our money on healthy food instead of the other options.

I have a two terabyte external hard drive. Because I don’t trust clouds anymore.

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