American here. I’ve traveled to Scotland and Italy. Both are amazing places that I would be proud to call home if I were a local. The only times I felt uneasy were when we traveled to areas known to have pickpockets. As opposed to my native red state wherein I have to worry that every person is concealed carrying and may “go off” for any slight annoyance.

This is an amazing choice. I just changed all my alarms.

III percent sticker on a car or a shirt with that logo. It might as well be a swastika and they are so open about it. I’m so fucking sick of Nazis.

*Steven Miller revealed to have been a Robot all along.

*Lindsay Graham does full drag queen story hour in desperate attempt to get Trump attention.

*X goes bankrupt but is then bailed out by US Government.

*Tesla introduces new vehicle with special “Mexican Detection System”, sold only to ICE in exclusive contract worth billions.

*Trump suggests giving chickens hydroxychloroquine to fight avian flu.

*Melania detained for hours by ICE because Don won’t answer his phone while golfing.

*State of Nebraska sold in entirety to Vladimir Putin

Let’s see… Some non political ones…

*Dodgers forfeit World Series after not being able to find a starting pitcher due to entire staff having Tommy John surgery.

*Diddy released after identifying as white during trial.

*Boston Dynamics reveals their first sex robot

As long as it has cherry pepper relish from Jersey Mike’s, I’m good. I know, I know… fuck the giant chains. But that shit is crazy good.

Yes

clean water

YOU SPOONY BARD!