Guinness 0% and you might be onto something. It is really good.

It’s kill-o-meter or (literally!) kilo-meter. It is not ko-lom-o-tor.

Noone says cen-tom-o-tor or mo-lom-o-tor so why are you pronouncing kilometre like a halfwit?

Cauliflower cake with spinach added is awesome.

Driving is largely a chore. Now you’re qualified to perform the chore. I think your feel is completely understandable.

Decent size cloth so I can hold two corners and basically use it as if I was towelling dry.

Mid to late 90s in regional Australia. First terrible dialup and then a government subsidised asymmetric dialup/satellite hybrid. You’d click something and wait a bit while the request went out at 28.8k then the response would come back much faster than the 486dx could handle it.

Search mostly sucked but Lycos knew where all the porn was and Jeeves was ok for other things.

I’ve been using the same set of cheap hair clippers on head and beard for almost 10 years.

No razors, no paying for haircuts, no shaving cream, no cuts, no razor burn.

You can still buy 1920x1200 monitors, I have two that are less than 5 years old.

Absolutely worth it for remotely accessing 1920x1080 systems.

I, a millennial, was almost 30 when the iPad launched.