Crimson beyond blood that flows

More specifically, Typhon getting buried under Mt. Etna was the reason it’s a volcano.

I could never get through the 2nd ostrich riding sequence in the 2nd level as a kid. The rest of the game was fine, though, once I used the level select to skip ahead. Turns out, it was because my eyesight was shit and I couldn’t even see the correct obstacles on screen (I was trying to avoid the branches, but no it was pink hippos and bird nests the whole time, so my timing on the double jumps was always off). Replaying the game a couple years back when Disney re-released it alongside Aladdin, I found it still tricky, but doable.

You could try getting into a relationship with someone and then spend all your time with the people you actually want to be friends with? You don’t get any special cutscenes, true, but after Lae’zel basically threw herself at me because I helped her get through act 1 without fighting the Githyanki patrol I ended up getting way more points with Shadowheart and Halsin.

Had to start paying taxes.

• Chipotle, for union busting
• Walgreens, for attempted corporate inversion
• Chik-fil-a, for general Christofascist asshattery
• Hobby Lobby, for general Christofascist asshattery
• Walmart, for general corporate asshattery

I’ve also been trying to find an Amazon Smile alternative after Amazon killed it earlier this year, but haven’t had any success yet.

Gonna throw in a shout out to AC’s spritual precursor, Prince of Persia. Also can’t go wrong with Rayman or Rabbids.