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Forgotten Weapons

Why would the government waste its time listening to every phone call made by everyone in America? It just doesn’t make sense bro

High fences make good neighbors. Most of the really serious conflict between my sister and I was related to competition over use of shared resources like the family computer or TV. Perceived unequal treatment was another big one.

After twelve drinks the Probably War Crime and Definitely War Crime buttons look basically the same, and there’s a fucking lot of them

Look everybody, it’s an Other!

(everyone hated that and took it personally)

Some of them will have cultures or rules that you could be unaware of and violate without meaning to

Pay attention to the instance and community a post is in before commenting

Taber noosh

Update: It turns out the solution to my problem is Read More Theory

But on the bright side, they do have UBI

It’s half and half. There are occasionally kidnappings and armed robberies where I live so I’m grateful to have the right to defend myself, it’s good to be prepared for any unforseen disaster that might befall us, and I think firearm ownership is an important political right (it seems very suspicious that some of the people who are most eager to impose their political ideas on the rest of us are also very eager to ban one of the tools we might use to stop them). But honestly I just like guns, shooting is fun and I do it competitively, they’re interesting machines to study and tinker with and they have a lot of interesting military history attached to them.

Eww no, he’s such an autist

You seem to be under the impression that this post is about travel experiences, which is reasonable but incorrect. The commentor you’re replying to has correctly deduced that this post is an opportunity for everyone to engage in the America Bad ritual and signal their tribal loyalty.

Harley Davidson would have a hell of a year

Ok but is it the best Chernobyl disaster in town or is it fucking mid with a clever sign?

Move on, send more messages. Understand that women get bombarded with messages, like 100+ every day, and they can’t respond to all of them. You didn’t make the cut this time but eventually you will.

You’ll get through this, you’re a fighter

I’m guessing it’s so the phone doesn’t interfere with a weapon